I know, I KNOW this was already scooped on my other baller-stalkin’ home, Kickette- but I love this video. The bad acting, the obvious fact that he was seconds away from giggling, the very likely possibility that he apologised after breaking the window- I love it all.

Because I love Cesc Fabregas.

Watch the promo for his online tv show here.

Also:

-Happy very belated birthday to the Queen of the Wags (always and forever) Posh! May tanning booths and strict diets stave off the ravages of time a bit longer, love.

-Abigail Clancy’s website claims she “burst into the media limelight as a runner-up in Living TV’s hit fashion show Britain’s Next Top Model”.

No she didn’t.

She burst into the media limelight just before World Cup 2006 when everyone noticed the slightly shorter beanpole hanging like a pod off the greatest beanpole of them all Peter Crouch. Don’t get me wrong, she’s obviously smoking hot- but no one ever remembers the runner-up on Top Model. Hell, no one even remembers the winner of Top Model. Well, unless they go on to become a Z-list reality tv star and marry Peter Brady. Then they only remember them when Perez Hilton bashes them in his blog. I’ve lost the thread of this, haven’t I? Oh, you can buy Abigail (Abbey? Abi?)’s 2008 calendar too.