According to sources* VickieB. has confessed that she and David Beckham could be longing for the foggy London air once again.  Becks has only been with LA Galaxy for one season, but the couple’s status stateside is hovering around the B-list, a marked change from England where the flashy pair were once the King and Queen of the Chavs. 

In Los Angeles, the Beckhams must compete with a once-mad, now heavily-sedated Britney Spears for attention, and the Scientology crowd is always good for a laugh, plus there are always various reality television slappers and Paris Hilton’s gang of floozies needing pap attention.  VickieB. is a little too thin, a little too frightening, and a little too self entitled to capture the hearts of middle America and the flashbulbs of the gossip mag press corps.  David is undeniably pretty, but too awkward and sweet to truly take the U.S. by storm on his own.

So it’s not much of surprise that the once powerful couple could look to head back across the Atlantic once more.  The Posh announcement concerning her new line of baggy jeans (dVb) for men was met with a tepid response- most fashion mags were more interested in her riff upon Britney Spears and other celebrities who release name brand products they know nothing about.

I was more concerned about this comment from Victoria about the merits of her new line:

“I didn’t want anything too tight around the crotch. That really repulses me. It might be fashionable, but you are not going to get that from dVb.”

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Yeah, this’ll set the fashion world alight, for sure.

*wishful Beverly Hills residents, likely.